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Comment by Alejandra on June 20, 2016 at 7:03pm

A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.

Dad: Son, where were you today?
Son: At school.
The robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda!
The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies!
The robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son.
The robot slaps the mom...

Comment by Candy on May 4, 2016 at 6:47pm

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads!

Q: How's the new Drake album?
A: Not that good!

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll!

Q: What animals are on legal documents?
A: Seals!

Comment by Candy on November 24, 2015 at 3:26pm

Comment by Alejandra on October 8, 2015 at 7:14pm
Comment by Candy on September 7, 2015 at 6:15pm

Fishing Vs. Sex

1. Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.


2. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.


3. If you catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.


4. You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.


5. When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

Comment by Alejandra on July 20, 2015 at 4:55pm

Comment by gdc on July 2, 2015 at 12:38am

The first 54 years of childhood are always the hardest.

Comment by gdc on June 4, 2015 at 1:31am

My wife asked me why I watch cooking shows when I cannot cook. So I asked her why do you watch porn?

Comment by gdc on May 21, 2015 at 7:33pm

101.3 The Brew's photo.

 
 
 

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