Pickup Lines

This goes out to men and women:

What are the best/funniest/worst/useful pickup lines you've ever heard? Or, what are some things that someone has/you've said in hopes of receiving your/someone's number?

Here are a few basic ones we've all heard before:

- I lost my phone number, may I have yours?

- Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

- Great legs. What time do they open?

- Let's do some math--add the beds, subtract the sheets, divide the legs and multiply.

- Are you wearing reflective pants because I can see myself in them.

- Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

- Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Anyway, here are only a few I could think of off the top of my head. (Don't worry, I've never actually used these before)

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Permalink Reply by Mint Hill on March 20, 2012 at 4:37pm

Mike, is that cuz you look intimidating to our lovely Shanghainese girls? ;)

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Permalink Reply by Cat. on March 20, 2012 at 4:41pm

LOL. Mint. Be nice.

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Permalink Reply by Mr. X on March 20, 2012 at 6:37pm

I love taking the initiative. Isn't that the male dominant thing to do?

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Permalink Reply by Mint Hill on March 20, 2012 at 10:57pm

What does a bunny boy hunt for? Grass? haha...
But seriously, I'll never fall for any guy who does not want to take initiative, feels like dealing with chicks...

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Permalink Reply by Mr. X on March 21, 2012 at 12:03pm

I'm on the prowl for other bunnies ;)

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Permalink Reply by Mint Hill on March 21, 2012 at 12:13pm

I thought you were going to say: "carrots." :D

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Permalink Reply by Mr. X on March 21, 2012 at 6:38pm

Haha. No. The girl bunnies dig my 'carrot'. Get it? ;)

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Permalink Reply by Mint Hill on March 21, 2012 at 10:39pm

Damn it! I shouldn't read your comment when I was trying to drink some water...

Permalink Reply by Ling on March 20, 2012 at 11:57am

I find it quite difficult to be attracted to some guy who is that good at pickup lines..

I lost my phone number, may I have yours? - Sorry, I don't have a cell.

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Permalink Reply by Jay Thornhill on March 20, 2012 at 5:33pm

I know we've moved on, but these are funny...

Nice ones...

-You look like my first wife. How many times have you been married? Never.

-A life without you is like a broken pencil. Why? Pointless.

-Are you Google? No, why? Cuz you have everything I'm looking for.

-Do you have a twin sister? No, why? Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world.

Naughty ones...

-What has 42 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? What? My zipper.

-My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.

-Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

-Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Permalink Reply by Mr. X on March 20, 2012 at 6:35pm

Lol, the last two you listed were good. I have a few naughty ones as well:

- you know how I can make my penis 1 foot long? Fold it in half.
- so, your place or mine?
- so how about you and I go to my place for sex and a pizza? Haha, I'm just kidding we can get Chinese takeout instead.