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This goes out to men and women:

What are the best/funniest/worst/useful pickup lines you've ever heard?  Or, what are some things that someone has/you've said in hopes of receiving your/someone's number?

Here are a few basic ones we've all heard before:

- I lost my phone number, may I have yours?

- Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

- Great legs.  What time do they open?

- Let's do some math--add the beds, subtract the sheets, divide the legs and multiply.

- Are you wearing reflective pants because I can see myself in them.

- Nice shoes.  Wanna fuck?

- Are you tired?  Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Anyway, here are only a few I could think of off the top of my head.  (Don't worry, I've never actually used these before)

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Mike, is that cuz you look intimidating to our lovely Shanghainese girls?  ;)

LOL. Mint. Be nice.

I love taking the initiative. Isn't that the male dominant thing to do?
What does a bunny boy hunt for? Grass? haha...
But seriously, I'll never fall for any guy who does not want to take initiative, feels like dealing with chicks...
I'm on the prowl for other bunnies ;)
I thought you were going to say: "carrots." :D
Haha. No. The girl bunnies dig my 'carrot'. Get it? ;)
Damn it! I shouldn't read your comment when I was trying to drink some water...

I find it quite difficult to be attracted to some guy who is that good at pickup lines..


I lost my phone number, may I have yours? - Sorry, I don't have a cell.

I know we've moved on, but these are funny...

Nice ones...

-You look like my first wife.  How many times have you been married?  Never.

-A life without you is like a broken pencil.  Why?  Pointless.

-Are you Google?  No, why?  Cuz you have everything I'm looking for.

-Do you have a twin sister?  No, why?  Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world.

Naughty ones...

-What has 42 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?  What?  My zipper.

-My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.  Oh, you do?  It must be 15 minutes fast. 

-Did you fart?  Cuz you just blew me away.

-Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Lol, the last two you listed were good. I have a few naughty ones as well:

- you know how I can make my penis 1 foot long? Fold it in half.
- so, your place or mine?
- so how about you and I go to my place for sex and a pizza? Haha, I'm just kidding we can get Chinese takeout instead.

your zipper has 42 teeth? I want to band over to count.


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